This is made with Ashley in mind. She just moved to Michigan, and sometimes she gets homesick, or just plain mayad (mad)! Or frustrated. This, hopefully, will help out. EDIT! Now Ashley has moved back to Ohio. And she still gets frustrated. Let's make her happy!
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Saturday, April 5, 2014
What's the Funniest Internet Video Ever...
Oh god... you gotta put someone on the spot like that when there are sooooo many candidates...
That whole line. And I mean, this whole line below...
This is the best one?
I'll come up with more as I remember them...THANKS A LOT!
That whole line. And I mean, this whole line below...
This is the best one?
I'll come up with more as I remember them...THANKS A LOT!
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Good to Ze Last Drop.
Hi, you're not here right now to make me giggle so I have to try to think of something we've been doing that's made us giggle. Yes, I'm a grown man who is saying he giggles. Hyuck, Hyuck hyuck.
Better than your FACETIOUS LAUGH! This blog is not "Something to Make Ashley Facetious Laugh." You BEST remember that.
What the hell did I do last night to make you laugh in bed? I can't remember. It's impossible to remember all the jokes we make - they're so random, so constant, so often.
FUCK JENNY MCCARTHY. FUCKING HO GETS TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN CUZ SHE HAWKS FUCKOFF FAKE CIGARETTES AND FLAPS HER FAKE TITS AROUND???
Sorry. I was watching TV.
Forgot to take my Metamucil tonight.
Better than your FACETIOUS LAUGH! This blog is not "Something to Make Ashley Facetious Laugh." You BEST remember that.
What the hell did I do last night to make you laugh in bed? I can't remember. It's impossible to remember all the jokes we make - they're so random, so constant, so often.
FUCK JENNY MCCARTHY. FUCKING HO GETS TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN CUZ SHE HAWKS FUCKOFF FAKE CIGARETTES AND FLAPS HER FAKE TITS AROUND???
Sorry. I was watching TV.
Forgot to take my Metamucil tonight.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
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