Already Thinking About Your Birthday?

Ok.  So.  My birthday was, what, 10 days ago?  It's beyond in the past.  Forget about it!  We all know I'm old - now it's time to think about Ashley's birthday!  (I look really old.  Shit.  Moving on!)

I've spent the last, let's say...little bit of time?...thinking about what to get Ashley for her birthday!  This isn't totally because my presents on Christmas and our Anniversary were COMPLETELY POO - no, nonono, that's not it - it's because she deserves super special shit all the time!!  So I already have a few ideas, nothing too expensive, but some good ideas I think. 


...I'm gonna get her a SHITLOAD OF SARA PALIN BIOGRAPHIES!!  They can't GIVE those away at the Border's that's closing by us!  Haha she's such a moron I can't believe people would so blindly follow her just to win a petty argument (Jim Tressel and Ohio State fans...in fact, any fan with a winning, but scandal-stricken team) that isn't so petty that will actually end up destroying our country and turn the united states into a disaster area so quickly all the fat people won't be able to hop on their scooters and fly to their handicapped parking spots in front of wal-mart fast enough to hoard all the diet pop before it's stolen and their scooters are swiped from under them and they're left to cry squatting indian style in the parking lot because they don't know how to open a can to eat or how to find water and they'll starve...

what the hell am I talking about???  I digress.

Ashley's birthday is coming up!  Brittney Griner sounds like a man - I just heard her in a press conference right now...

Again - I digress...

I've got some great ideas for Ashley's birthday!  Only...88 days away?  When we get closer I'll have that down better!

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year...

Merry (post) Christmas...I'm a bum and didn't get my gift to Ashley in time for Christmas, but I she still got it, and she (will) like it...that makes me happy.  Ashley gave me amazing presents, but that's not the most important part: she made the holiday season fantastic, even if most of it was spent away from home, and in Ypsi.  She gave it everything she could to make it a special holiday season, and she succeeded.  Thank you Ashley!

As for New Years - it will be great.  The new year will be fantastic as well.  It will be if we make it great.

Happy New Year Ashley!  Let's make it a little less stressful this time around.  Haha!

Let's Christmas This Thing Up!

Alright, enough with the sappy stuff - it's time for Christmasss!  Let's throw up the lights on the house (it's kinda cold out right now though...maybe later), get the Christmas tree (fake one: save the environment!) - even if it's a tiny tree, like Charlie Brown, it's fine - watch all the Christmas specials (RUGRATS CHRISTMAS SPECIALLL!!!!) and the Santa one Ashley really likes (I'm a terrible boyfriend, I forgot the name of it!  I'm sorry!) listen to Christmas music!  I gotta make another CD this year...I couldn't put the Muppets in the new background picture I put up; in fact, I couldn't put a lot of things I wanted to put in the picture!  It'll have to do.  Let's try to make this the best holiday season ever!  I know I say that every year, and maybe some years it doesn't happen that way, but keep the faith!  This year will be the best Christmas ever!  Happy Holidays!

Let's Start a Christmas Countdown!

Who else is as excited for Christmas as I am?  I love Christmas, more than anything.  That's right: ANYTHINGGGG...I love everything that comes with the Christmas season, all the memories that are burned into my mind from my childhood, you know...I love Christmas so much it makes me love winter the most out of any season!  I love Christmas Ale...but I haven't had one yet this season.  Makes me sad!  Or PISSSSSED...dunno yet about that one!  So you know what?  Ashley started a countdown...35 days as of now!  Until Christmas!  Or Robert's Birthday (which is what I prefer to call the actual holiday, what it SHOULD be called!)  Merry Robert's Birthday!  Someone get me a Christmas ALE!!!