Less Than One Month Away...

...and I've got too many ideas for gifts for your birthday!  I'm sitting in my room, you're at work, I'm bored, so I figured I should update this right now!  I'm happy we got to watch a bunch of Futurama last night!  Also, the new pics of you on Facebook are funny and great.  I wish I could put a picture of me on here that you think is funny that would make you laugh, but unfortunately none of my pictures are bad.  None of them are funny.  They're just too perfect.  I'm sorry; some of us just look good always.  I can't help it.

: )

Anywhaaayyy...I hope I get enough moneys for your birthday next month!  So's we can do's all the stuffs we want...I'm just happy you like Futurama.  That's all I need!

Miscur!

How was the week back at home????  Awesome I know...don't worry, you'll be back super soon!  Hopefully you'll get to stay home this summer, and try out Tim's go-kart!  Zeppy kitty will be fine till you get back!  AND, when your birthday comes back around (47days!...?) your present will hopefully be amazing!!  Maybe your Lloyd Dobler present...I hope!

I like you somewhat miscur!!!

; )

Already Thinking About Your Birthday?

Ok.  So.  My birthday was, what, 10 days ago?  It's beyond in the past.  Forget about it!  We all know I'm old - now it's time to think about Ashley's birthday!  (I look really old.  Shit.  Moving on!)

I've spent the last, let's say...little bit of time?...thinking about what to get Ashley for her birthday!  This isn't totally because my presents on Christmas and our Anniversary were COMPLETELY POO - no, nonono, that's not it - it's because she deserves super special shit all the time!!  So I already have a few ideas, nothing too expensive, but some good ideas I think. 


...I'm gonna get her a SHITLOAD OF SARA PALIN BIOGRAPHIES!!  They can't GIVE those away at the Border's that's closing by us!  Haha she's such a moron I can't believe people would so blindly follow her just to win a petty argument (Jim Tressel and Ohio State fans...in fact, any fan with a winning, but scandal-stricken team) that isn't so petty that will actually end up destroying our country and turn the united states into a disaster area so quickly all the fat people won't be able to hop on their scooters and fly to their handicapped parking spots in front of wal-mart fast enough to hoard all the diet pop before it's stolen and their scooters are swiped from under them and they're left to cry squatting indian style in the parking lot because they don't know how to open a can to eat or how to find water and they'll starve...

what the hell am I talking about???  I digress.

Ashley's birthday is coming up!  Brittney Griner sounds like a man - I just heard her in a press conference right now...

Again - I digress...

I've got some great ideas for Ashley's birthday!  Only...88 days away?  When we get closer I'll have that down better!

Hello AGAIN!

Hey!  Did you see The Office this week?  Ashley cried like a little girl...an angry, angry little girl...but I can't blame her!  It was sweet!  Michael Scott - man, no character has changed so radically, matured so rapidly in TV history as he has!  How about How I Met Your Mother?  The mother is not going to be the captain's daughter...she's a little kid.  That's weird. 

I don't really have more to say...I can't wait till I get some more money so I can take Ashley out...or maybe I'll get her a birthday present!  Her birthday is, after all, only...
...
...
...like, 98 days away!  That's not enough tiiiiiime!!!

That's ok - I already have some ideas about what to get her - I hope I remember the little thing I was thinking of getting her right now when I'm able to get it...

I love you miscurmeeeuruuururuuurr!!!

I forgot the sooooong, but I know it goes something like this...

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: )

Oh Crap.

Might as well put this one and this one too! Keep the series going!

Love and kisses and misses! : )

:O

Oh Ashley...

I'm home now, on Sunday, starting our week at home for spring break!  And I misses you...as anyone would.  But I found a treasure for you, maybe you'll see this before I have to tell you about it!!! I hope so...

Miscurrmeuurrrrr!