Saturday, April 5, 2014

What's the Funniest Internet Video Ever...

Oh god... you gotta put someone on the spot like that when there are sooooo many candidates...


That whole line.  And I mean, this whole line below...

This is the best one?



I'll come up with more as I remember them...THANKS A LOT!


Sunday, March 30, 2014

Good to Ze Last Drop.

Hi, you're not here right now to make me giggle so I have to try to think of something we've been doing that's made us giggle.  Yes, I'm a grown man who is saying he giggles.  Hyuck, Hyuck hyuck.

Better than your FACETIOUS LAUGH!  This blog is not "Something to Make Ashley Facetious Laugh."  You BEST remember that.

What the hell did I do last night to make you laugh in bed?  I can't remember.  It's impossible to remember all the jokes we make - they're so random, so constant, so often.

FUCK JENNY MCCARTHY. FUCKING HO GETS TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN CUZ SHE HAWKS FUCKOFF FAKE CIGARETTES AND FLAPS HER FAKE TITS AROUND???

Sorry.  I was watching TV.

Forgot to take my Metamucil tonight.