100 Minutes Until Your Birthday!

Soak it in...whoops!  99 minutes!!

I don't think I'm going to talk all the way through this, counting down the 100 minutes - I will say that I am truly the most greatest luckiest guy ever to have you love me, and I thank every day that I have with you!  I will also say that though I am not perfect, you are the driving force that makes me want to be as great as I can be, or as great as I could be!

With the exception of my momma, no other woman in my life has meant more to me than you have!  That's not saying anything against Katie, or Elaine...I just know that you have changed my life so much for the better, in these past two years, that I can't even describe it.

96 minutes!

I've tried so much harder to write since I've known you, and I HAVE used your typewriter!  One of, if not THE best gifts I've ever gotten! 

This shouldn't be about my love for you...this is your birthday!  Yaaay!  How does it feel to be 23 for...94 more minutes??  24 is a strange age - it's right on the cusp of the 'holy crap' feeling of 25, haha...

I'm gonna go check your Tumblr right now, see what you're up to, since all my AWESOME Twitter ideas for you you've rejected...hold on here, let me see what you're up to!

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92 minutes...

...that pic of that East 4th sign is a little blurry, but still so cool...cot damn you're cool...

Oh, and Incubus??  Well, I have one question, that I'm gonna go answer right now...

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90 minutes...

...Brandon Boyd is 35 years old!  You go have him fall in love with you!  Haha...

Anyway - I hope your birthday this year is the best; I know we're gonna have to go back to Michigan after your birthday, but just remember: your birthday next year will not be in Michigan!  At least we'll be done with what we need to do anyway there!  Yay n' stuff!

Anyway, I'll cut this off now before I start to ramble.  I love you, and you're 88 minutes away from being 24!  87 minutes now!  Let's make this your best year ever my love!

I LOVE YOU!

(miscur!)

Who knew you were so passionate about...

HATING Kevin Hart.  I mean...you HATE KEVIN HART.  Haha. 

I know you really don't - well, not that much anyway.

I still think he's funny as crap!

Don't get too schmackered on your vay-cay to home for your BIRTHDAY!

May this be the first wishes of your happy birthday!  I know it's not there yet, but we're close!

I love you n shit!

My Birthday Present Is Gonna Disappoint...

Oh man...I'm lookin at presents for Ashley, and...aside from Kings of Leon tickets (Which are at LEAST $50 a piece...for lawn seats - in Cincinnati - since they apparently won't go to Cleveland or Detroit - who the fuck do these guys think they are?!?!) and the hotel and travel that would go along with that; I'm looking at 6 different present ideas right now and they will all be a disappointment over the tickets!  Shoooooot...

I mean, I know I messed up the show last time for us, and I want to make up for it, and Ashley reeeeeally wants to go...but $50 apiece, at least, for crappy seats, in Cincinnati, which in August, right when we're moving to another place will be about, what, 6 hours away?  I don't know.  And the hotel too??  It's just not gonna be possible. 

Which means I'm gonna fail to give you a good birthday miscur!  I'm sorry :,(

Unless I get you a DJ Roomba.  Or Maru. 

Or if I can get Mindy Kaling to come back to Ann Arbor and hang with you.  Haha.

So, I guess this is just a pre-birthday apology:  I'm sorry I didn't get you what you wanted : ( it just wasn't possible!

Unless I can get the Kings to play at AMP for you.

I'm sure their fee would be impossible.  God damn selfish jerks.