Ok. So. My birthday was, what, 10 days ago? It's beyond in the past. Forget about it! We all know I'm old - now it's time to think about Ashley's birthday! (I look really old. Shit. Moving on!)
I've spent the last, let's say...little bit of time?...thinking about what to get Ashley for her birthday! This isn't totally because my presents on Christmas and our Anniversary were COMPLETELY POO - no, nonono, that's not it - it's because she deserves super special shit all the time!! So I already have a few ideas, nothing too expensive, but some good ideas I think.
...I'm gonna get her a SHITLOAD OF SARA PALIN BIOGRAPHIES!! They can't GIVE those away at the Border's that's closing by us! Haha she's such a moron I can't believe people would so blindly follow her just to win a petty argument (Jim Tressel and Ohio State fans...in fact, any fan with a winning, but scandal-stricken team) that isn't so petty that will actually end up destroying our country and turn the united states into a disaster area so quickly all the fat people won't be able to hop on their scooters and fly to their handicapped parking spots in front of wal-mart fast enough to hoard all the diet pop before it's stolen and their scooters are swiped from under them and they're left to cry squatting indian style in the parking lot because they don't know how to open a can to eat or how to find water and they'll starve...
what the hell am I talking about??? I digress.
Ashley's birthday is coming up! Brittney Griner sounds like a man - I just heard her in a press conference right now...
Again - I digress...
I've got some great ideas for Ashley's birthday! Only...88 days away? When we get closer I'll have that down better!
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